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Where Will It All End?

Audition For the Birds

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Theatre Crowd

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Wotan with eye patch

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Knickerless Cage.

George Clooney Machine

He loves the water.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Daniel Day Lewis

Peter Lorre caricature

Al Pacino

Leonard Bernstein

Ralph Fiennes

Tony Robinson

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Anton Bruckner.

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Johnny Depp

Roberto Benigni

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Lauran Bacall

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Rashida Jones

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"