Method Actor Mugs

'...And for future reference, Mr. Glynn, you don't need to 'get in character' for regression therapy.'

"yes, but why do me want a cookie."

Daniel Day Lewis

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"But what's my MOTIVATION?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."