Method Acting Teacher Mugs

Konstantin Stanislavsky

A Puppet Named Juan

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

A pretention of playwrights