Method Acting Enthusiast Mugs

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

Psst! Stay in character!

"This is. . . brilliant! Robert, you're my best student!!"

"I'm preparing for a movie role. You?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'They all want to play the star.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

Theatre Masks and Butts

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Steve McQueen

Jack Gleeson

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'