Metallurgist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a metallurgist? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their expertise in metals. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, find a unique gift that highlights their profession with a touch of fun. Whether they love to talk about alloys or simply appreciate a good pun, there's something here to make them smile and feel appreciated for their craft.

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'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.' mockup

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

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Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals. mockup

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

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'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

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"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?" mockup

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

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My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze. mockup

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

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'Stan did you read about that bloke in Florida, he went to bed and disappeared down a hole? Lot to be said for living in England.'

'Stan did you read about that bloke in Florida, he went to bed and disappeared down a hole? Lot to be said for living in England.' mockup

'Stan did you read about that bloke in Florida, he went to bed and disappeared down a hole? Lot to be said for living in England.'

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'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.' mockup

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

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"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals."

"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals." mockup

"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals."

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Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds." mockup

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

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"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop." mockup

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

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Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future mockup

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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Bio Fuels.

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Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

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