Metallurgist Prints

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Stan did you read about that bloke in Florida, he went to bed and disappeared down a hole? Lot to be said for living in England.'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Bio Fuels.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Mine problems

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Jet Turbine Testing Area

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Now. to get it started we need to invent an inclined plane.

Four mechanics working on a car