Metalhead Fitness Buff Pillows

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Motorherd

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight Gain Denial

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

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Santa Metal Claus

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Stork doing weight training.

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Motor-blender.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

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