Gearhead Fitness Buff Pillows

What gym did you say you're coming from?

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

The rock caricature

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."