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What gym did you say you're coming from?

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'We're looking for athletic people.'