Metalhead Fitness Buff Prints

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Motorherd

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Content Creator

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Santa Metal Claus

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Stork doing weight training.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Motor-blender.

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'