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House of Horror

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Kirsten Johnson

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"No sign of Simba?"

"Start talking."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Djargo.

Cars at the drive in.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Making noise in the cinema