Messy Movie Lover Gifts

House of Horror

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kirsten Johnson

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

James Bond: Senior Years.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"No sign of Simba?"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Marcello Mastroianni.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Djargo.

"Start talking."

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

John Wayne

Cars at the drive in.

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Making noise in the cinema