Messy Marvels Gifts

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Gesundheit!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'People soup again?'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

The Creative Process

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'