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'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Gesundheit!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'People soup again?'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

The Creative Process

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Who made this mess?"