Messy Marvel T-Shirts

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'People soup again?'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'I go in there to borrow two million dollars, and they have the nerve to ask me how much I make!'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

The Creative Process

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!