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'Ah, does anyone know how to adjust the suction?'

Father's steamroller has run over child's bike.

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Drawing board disaster.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

"I count four... and there should be five."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

"When I said drop the anchor I meant outside the yacht."

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"