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Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Well, if this is a parachute, where the hell's our tent?'

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

'Being accident prone put him here in the first place. Who else but Fred would have a bee delivered with his flowers!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Miniature Golf.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'