Mishap Magnet Prints

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Well, if this is a parachute, where the hell's our tent?'

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

'Being accident prone put him here in the first place. Who else but Fred would have a bee delivered with his flowers!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.