Mishap Magicians Prints

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"Oh no!"

'This time you hold the nail!'

Miniature Golf.

Drawing board disaster.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I count four... and there should be five."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'