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Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

"I count four... and there should be five."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'