Mishap Stories Collector Pillows

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I count four... and there should be five."