Mishap Appreciators Pillows

We had the judge in our corner until he stepped in a little something.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.