Mishap Lovers Pillows

'Bad dog! I said get off his leg, not get off on his leg!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Miniature Golf.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic