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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Drawing board disaster.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I count four... and there should be five."

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."