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Man slipping over

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I count four... and there should be five."