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Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

Drawing board disaster.

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off