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Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.