Messy Living Expert T-Shirts

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Newborn Chaos

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Inspiration"

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'