Messy Landscaper T-Shirts

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

The Music Seed

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Industrial Beautification van

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Gone to seed.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"The cat was there."

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"What are you looking at?"

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

Earthing Up

"The boss created paradise, he created us, why can't he create someone who can handle a lawnmower?!"

Lazy Gardeners

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"