
'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'
Our lazy landscaper t-shirts are a fun way to wear your garden pride—or humor. Comfortable and witty, they’re a great gift for anyone who enjoys their outdoor space at a leisurely pace.
'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'
Gone to seed.
'Hey, it beats the heck out of raking.'
'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'
A confused bee flies around artificial flowers.
Lazy Gardeners
'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'
"I hope you're happy. They just named our yard a wildlife refuge."
"The boss created paradise, he created us, why can't he create someone who can handle a lawnmower?!"
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'
Neighbor Leaf Wars
The Music Seed
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
Industrial Beautification van
"I'm catching up on my inertia."
Wake up love it's time to go to bed!
Couch potato.
'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'
Remedy for the incurable romantic...
"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."
Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden
Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'
"The cat was there."
"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."
F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!
"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."
"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"
'This is exhausting, I quit.'
The world's first riding lawn mower.
'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'
"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."
Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...
Explore our collection of lazy landscaper mugs, perfect for brightening up their morning routine with humor and charm.
Shop our playful pillows designed for the laid-back gardener who likes to add humor to their outdoor decor.
Decorate with our fun prints that celebrate the relaxed art of landscaping—ideal for garden sheds, patios, or outdoor walls.