Lazy Landscaper Pillows

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

Gone to seed.

'Hey, it beats the heck out of raking.'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

A confused bee flies around artificial flowers.

Lazy Gardeners

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"I hope you're happy. They just named our yard a wildlife refuge."

"The boss created paradise, he created us, why can't he create someone who can handle a lawnmower?!"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Music Seed

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Industrial Beautification van

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Couch potato.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

"The cat was there."

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

The world's first riding lawn mower.

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'