Lazy Gardener Pillows

'Henry is what you would call an armchair gardener'.

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"I hate to break it to you, but I don't think that's a self-weeding garden. Technology has made you lazy."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Soup of the month.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'