Leisurely Landscaper Pillows

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Last Leaf

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."