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Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Reserved Parking

The Procrastinatorium.