Messy Kitchen Connoisseur Gifts

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Chef De Party.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Do you have an Isa?"

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Cook au vin

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'