Kitchen Chaos Connoisseur Gifts

Who left their dishes in the sink? Life at the Petri Household.

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

A fight over kitchen equipment.

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster

Cook au vin

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Chef De Party.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Cooking With Pollock.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).