Kitchen Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Honey, the dishwasher is doing that thing again."

Man's cooking explodes.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"I'm making dirty rice."

'Now, honey, think real hard again...are you sure you read the directions for those cupcakes correctly?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

I'm a long order cook.

'Darling, the recipe calls for Dover Soles. Where do you keep them?'

'Oh no!Too many broths spoil the cook!'

"How do you want your steak...here or in the kitchen?"

'I'll never listen to 'Flight of the Bumblebee' again, while washing the dishes.'

"Mom! Did you know you can't eat crackers and whistle at the same time?"

Your Dinner is in the Dustbin

Husband does the cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

'You really messed up the chop suey this time.'

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

Disaster in the kitchen.

Too many cooks spoil the broth

"It says: 'My compliments to the chef.'"

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"I'd say another twenty minutes before plating. We'll know once the swearing gets really desperate."

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