Messy Kitchen Connoisseur Prints

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Ten out of ten for effort...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Do you have an Isa?"

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Cook au vin

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'