Kitchen Chaos Aficionado Prints

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"I hope you like your curry hot."

'Soup's off.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Chef De Party.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Disaster in the kitchen.

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Cooking

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Cooking With Pollock.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'