Kitchen Chaos Aficionado Prints

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"I hope you like your curry hot."

'Soup's off.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Chef De Party.

Disaster in the kitchen.

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Cooking

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'