Messy Desk Maven Gifts

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

C Day Lewis.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

Whodunits

Psychic Research Unit.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Sensitivity Reader

"I have a system."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Reading the Leaves.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"How would I know how long he'll be? I'm not the psychic!"

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

When psychics fight.