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"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

Whodunits

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Psychic Research Unit.

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Sensitivity Reader

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"I have a system."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

When psychics fight.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"How would I know how long he'll be? I'm not the psychic!"

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

Reading the Leaves.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

Sherlock Holmes