Messiah Muse Gifts

'Well, actualy, yes... I do think I'm God's Gift to Women.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Jerry Lordan

Rogue elephant

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Angel playing music

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"...on the avenue..."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'Is it going to be good for you?'