Messiah Muse Mugs

'Well, actualy, yes... I do think I'm God's Gift to Women.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Rogue elephant

Jerry Lordan

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"...on the avenue..."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

In the very beginning.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Paint charming.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'