Messenger Fan Gifts

"Try to stay calm. I'll be back tomorrow with an update."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

News Wear World

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Vents, real and digital.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"There's no need to shout!"

The Early Internet

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below