Messenger Fans Gifts

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Cricket widow's revenge

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Disraeli's Reform Bill:'The Political Egg-Dance'

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

Evangelist with tuba

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

After Frugal: marked by difficulty parting with money. The strong inward force experienced by a unit of currency clasped in the hand of a rotating Scotsman.

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

"Oh no - It's another epistlegram."

Alderman Cute and his friends

'How have April's tax changes effected you?'

"Try to stay calm. I'll be back tomorrow with an update."

"I guess you're the messenger..."

"Now we'll never find out why it's bad to shoot 'em."