Messenger Fan Pillows

"Try to stay calm. I'll be back tomorrow with an update."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

News Wear World

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"It's for you."

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"There's no need to shout!"

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

The Early Internet

Tweeted

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."