Message Magnifier Gifts

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

Text Culture

Target your message

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Letter to God

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

Message in a bottle.

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Nature Magnified

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Miley Cyrus

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'

"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."

Message In Bottle In Bottle

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below