Mosquito Magnifier Gifts

Nature Magnified

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Free-Floating Anxiety

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Romance in Swampland'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Fighting Malaria

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'Gesundheit'

Combating Zika

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'