Message Mafia Gifts

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'Not more junk mail!'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Letter to God

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Message in a bottle.

Track'em Whack'em

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text Mingling.

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

Your Message Here.

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'It's all been said already.'