Message Mafia Pillows

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

'Not more junk mail!'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Track'em Whack'em

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

Your Message Here.

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

"That tweet you sent me was so short, it was barely a peep."

Can Megan come out and text?

'It's all been said already.'