Message In A Bottle Fan Gifts

"Don't you just hate these big attached files?"

Desert Island: 'You've got mail.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'You idiot, that was our only chance of getting a message out to someone.'

Island one armed bandit.

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"I'm sending it express current."

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Message tied to a brick.